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The only reason you would give your band a name like “The Jolly Grogsters” is if you were trying to disguise the fact that you’re the biggest jerk-bags in the world. The Jolly Grogsters are no exception to this steadfast rule. Here are all the reasons they’re jerks:

• Never disclosing exact location of said “Jolly Grog”

• Chronic cheats at Monopoly and other family friendly board games

• They like drinking orange juice after brushing their teeth

• Pretty sure they owe me a fiver

• Last to arrive, first to leave at parties

• One of their songs is a tribute to WASP

• They love going to the dentist

• They all have Pitchfork set as their homepage

• They haven’t released an album yet

• Jerks make the best bands

However, when they start to sing together, you’ll be joining in and tapping your feet. As can be seen from the above, they have a great sense of humour!

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